What?

A group of University of Ottawa mathematics students and their professor came to their dire conclusion after developing a simple model similar to one researchers might use to track the spread of a pandemic.

The result is food for thought for those who worry the living dead might eat their brains.

"A zombie outbreak is likely to lead to the collapse of civilization, unless it is dealt with quickly," they write.

The research began as an exercise in mathematical disease modelling, said University of Ottawa assistant professor Robert J. Smith?, whose last name contains a question mark to distinguish his common name from that of other researchers. (CBC)

Ok so just to prove a point they model the distribution of virus through a zombie scenario.

Kind of innovative......

But why the hell do we have to give CBC $1billion a year to produce crap reports like this?

OMMAG