Thursday, March 06, 2008

Overheard In a Coffee Shop in the Wee Hours of the Morning!

Most outlandish conspiracy theory ever!

" I overheard the following (much abridged, and cleaned up for family viewing) at a coffee shop this morning. The speaker, holding forth at some volume, did not seem to possess more than one degree from an institute (and not necessarily one of higher learning!) and proclaimed it thusly:

Hillary will fight hard until about a week before the Penn primary, when she will suddenly announce an alliance with Obama on a "unity" ticket, with HRC as VP.

Obama accepts the nomination at the DNC, everyone is sweetness and light. Bill accepts Barack as the son he never had, and promises to work hard to get him elected.

Now, this is where it gets weird (and the easily offended might wish to stop reading here). At this point, frothing slightly more than a cappuccino machine at full blast, the orator insists that HRC's long range plan is to get Obama out on the campaign trail in the certainty that somewhere, sometime, someone who won't accept a n.. er, African-American (his original words, not mine!) as president will put a bullet in him. HRC rises to top of the ticket, and on a wave of sympathy, rides back to the White House.

At this point, he degenerated into various examples such as Vince Foster, Whitewater, Rose Law firm, etc. in reducing degrees of coherency. Not being equipped as Atticus Finch in "To Kill A Mockingbird" to deal with a rabid dog, I left.

What did surprise me was that his audience of 2 men and a woman sat there raptly, apparently enjoying every word of his screed. "

Posted by: KevinB at March 6, 2008 3:20 AM

Found on Small dead Animals this morning...

I don't know! I could believe just about anything when it comes to the Klintons...

Still it would make a great plot for a screenplay!

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