Tuesday, November 04, 2008

I Predict !

Obama ... President of The USA.

  • Massive disgust among everyone with more than 1/2 a brain.
  • Very short lived elation among White LIberal's who will not be able to sustain the belief that they have absolved or more than temporarily relieved themselves of White LIberal Guilt.
  • Extreme buyer's remorse among educated Black voters who fell for the Identity Politics as panacea for their own version of White LIberal Guilt.
  • Exactly ZERO threats by conservative Americans to "Move To Canada" in protest.
  • US dollar falls on international markets
  • Islamic terrorists first dance in the streets then begin delivering ultimatums and threats to US and Allies.
  • Vlad the Putin-ator has a good laugh and good sized shot of vodka as he toasts the imminent reassertion of Russian dominion over former East Block territories.
  • France will go from complaining about American arrogance to complaining about American lack of sophistication.
  • Hugo Chavez will invite Barry the POTUS to share his views on democracy and economics.

Feel free to contribute........


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Anonymous Knight 99 said...

- All the “evildoer” bankers and big business slavers light a cigar because their real man “got in”.

- The muddy river of third world poverty over the Mexican border breaks open like a bursting dam as the new promise of amnesty becomes a reality.

- Crime rates throughout the US climb to an unprecedented altitude as the economy inherently fails and black and brown America realizes that “their man” in the whitehouz cares as much for them as he does his slum living Kenyan brutha.

- Halliburton and Exxon Mobile stocks flourish despite the campaign promises to bring these elitist “publicly owned” companies to their knees after years of reporting decadent capitalist earnings profits.

- Obamba picks a new outrageous enemy for outrageous reasons to fight for America’s protection, all the while North Korea, Iran, Pakistan (yes I said Pakistan) and Saudi Arabia bicker over who’s got people on the inside already and who makes the first move.

11/04/2008 6:51 p.m.  
Blogger OMMAG said...

Whooa.... pessimistic and gloomy !

11/04/2008 8:06 p.m.  
Blogger lumberjack said...

I'm not depressed about it. I figure you'll help me with the immigration papers, yes?

11/04/2008 10:39 p.m.  
Blogger OMMAG said...

No problem LJ .... just come to Canada then make a refugee status claim. Free everything!

11/05/2008 5:58 p.m.  
Blogger Lost Johnny said...

Sing with me now to the Sesame Street tune:

Barrack Obama! Doo doo dee doo doo
Barrack Obama! Doo Doo dee Doo.
Barrack Obama! Doo doo dee doo doo dee doo doo dee doo doo doo dee doo doo doo doo doo!

That's the only part I know....

Coincidence Hamas celebrated by pounding Israel with missles from Gaza last night?

Stay tuned while the messiah adjusts his tin foil hat....

11/05/2008 6:34 p.m.  

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